Ed Elric VS. Eddy Cullen

Sorry Twilight/Edward Cullen fans…XD
I DON'T OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST OR TWILIGHT.

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Five reasons  why Ed Elric pwns over Eddy Cullen.

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5. Edward Elric cares for his brother.

-Ed cares for Al. He doesn't want his little brother to get hurt.
[Remember: Edward shoved Jasper towards an awesome piano.]

4. Edward Elric doesn't read minds.

-He can't intrude to other people's privacy…like Roy's head.
[Remember: Edward can read minds of his fangirls. Who knows what kind of yaoi relationship he's having with other male characters in fangirl heads!]

3. Edward Elric isn't a vampire.

-So basically…He does not suck blood.
[Question: Edward? How many people and innocent animals have you kill…er…sucked blood out of?]

2. Edward Elric eats his food.

-Ed finishes his plate…
[Question: Edward? How many trays of school food have you spoiled?]

AND MOST OF ALL…

1. Edward Elric.Does.Not.Sparkle.

- Seriously, if he did, his fangirls would go blind.
[Remember: Eddy Cullen would look like a giant, walking disco ball if he moves towards the light that buuuuuuurns! ]

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LOL…
Sorry again to the Edward Cullen fans…
I know you think he's hot…even my mom thinks so…
But my sister says Ed Elric rules over Eddy Cullen. XD
Let's just wish that the "CULLENY" [LMAO, get it? XD] won't take revenge for Eddy…